Apr 12
Definitions based on…what the word sounds like when spoken out loud:
- Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
- Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
- Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
- Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
- Control: A short, ugly inmate.
- Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
- Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.
- Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.
- Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
- Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
- Misty: How golfers create divots.
- Paradox: two physicians.
- Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
- Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
- Polarize: what penguins see with.
- Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
- Relief: what trees do in the spring.
- Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
- Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.
- Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
- Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official.
- Subdued …like a guy, like, who works on one of those Attack Submarines.
