Sign You’re Driving Too Fast

Paris Huffington was driving down the road recently…well, driving may be a rather mild way of putting it. An officer observed her flying past his checkpoint at roughly 97 miles per hour. Still, even after she saw his lights in her rear-view mirror, she was quite confident that she could talk her way out of a ticket. After all, she had a way with big, strong men. However, when the cop bent down to survey the interior of the car, he immediately whipped out his ticket book and started writing, without saying another word. Paris slowly turned and looked over her shoulder into the back seat…and everything became clear in an instant.