At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the GUYS’ side of the story. I must admit, it’s pretty good. We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:
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A butcher was opening his market one morning and as he did a rabbit popped his head through the door. The butcher was surprised when the rabbit inquired “Got any cabbage?”
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”
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A 45-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?”
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
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One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river.
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
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On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.â€
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CAT ANALYSIS:
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6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
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