Except…they made the dispenser invisible, too.
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My new catchphrase: “Why, that tharrr is as stable as a chicken’s head!”
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Private Parking – Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray-painted with rude slogans…immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.
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“It’s OK, baby. Mommy’s shoulder is the right place for your tears.”
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I don’t want to be this guy’s spine in a few years…but this is nothing short of amazing!
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To err is human, to arrrr is pirate.
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We usually avoid “bathroom humor” on this site…but this one deserves an exception. Why? Because this cat is dumb beyond words. If it was a little kitty…yeah, I could see it. But this cat is simply clueless. And no…I’m not a cat-hater.
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Imagine this…it’s your 19th birthday. You get the big “COME ON DOWN” while in the audience at the Price Is Right. Then…bada BING…bada BING…bada BING…bada BING…you get to put your Funky Bunch in this…BRAND NEW CAR. Far and away the biggest win I’ve ever seen on the show.
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Doing it is bad enough…but a picture that lasts a lifetime? That’s just mean.
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You’re doing it wrong.
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