Ahhhh, the power of a name.
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And you don’t even have to feed the squirrels to keep this one running….
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[via teamsugar] Church sign: Evenings at 7 in the Parish Hall: Monday, Alcoholics Anonymous. Tuesday, Abused Spouses. Wednesday, Eating Disorders. Thursday, Say No to Drugs. Friday, Teen Suicide Watch. Saturday, Soup Kitchen. Sunday Sermon, 9am: “America’s Joyous Future”
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It’s in German, I think…but you’ll get the idea. And don’t lie and tell me that you haven’t wished you could do this to someone yourself.
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Cute Star Wars parody. Darth is in love…and…he’s an idiot.
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Killer Willard is a boxing kangaroo. But he’s not very compliant, is he? Maybe he doesn’t like wearing those gloves…??
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Security cam footage of a guy who appears to be way beyond clueless. He gets out of his car and leaves it in neutral. OK…that’s not so weird. But then he doesn’t hear the car moving. But…the gas station is near a busy road, and the wind is blowing…so I’ll give him a pass for that. But then…he doesn’t seem to notice that his car is gone, despite looking right where it should have been. And then, after a crowd gathers and points out that his car is gone…he seems almost perturbed that he has to stop pumping gas into the can to go check it out. Very weird.
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Soccer with binoculars is lots and lots of…very tentative.
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His name is Kent French….but you can call him “Toast”. Or “Clappy”. Or “The Clapster”. He shows off his certificate for 721 claps in 60 seconds from the Guiness records people. Then, he gives us a lil’ demonstration of the goods.
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…and doesn’t care.
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