Apr 24
A very heavy girl on a treadmill…in a bikini…!
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Apr 24
Very cool tricks with bubbles and cigarette smoke.
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Apr 24
“…their incredibly solid construction. Made of the strongest, finest-quality materials known to mankind…” Owww!
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Apr 24
Little kitten tries everything within her power to motivate this golden retriever for some interaction. But, a dog’s definition of fun can often be different from that of a kitten. So he just lays there and plays “tackling dummy”. Very cute!
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Apr 24
Possibly a future Americat Idol contestant…?? She certainly has quite the touch!
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Apr 24
Funny cats…squeezing, jumping, falling, climbing, leaping, pouncing, hugging, licking, nuzzling, flipping, hissing, hanging, chasing lights, attacking. Absolutely priceless!
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Apr 24
“Yes, we’re looking to adopt a cat. One that’s good for small children.” “Excellent. Right this way…I want everyone to meet Burger & Fries.”
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Apr 23
This small plane appears to be doing a little Vomit Comet action (weightlessness…just watch the pilot’s eyes roll after the dog starts flying) and poor Rover finds out the hard way.
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Apr 23
Martial arts action reminiscent of The Matrix. Combatants are a guy and a cow (with horns?). Udderly ridiculous.
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Apr 23
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
“I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure…very risky…but it’s the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves…”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?”
The doctor quickly responded, “$100,000 for a male brain, and $1000 for a female brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask:
“Why is the male brain so much more?”
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group: “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.”